Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	82	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	1252	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2255	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Star Shards Collected:	282
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4069
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	170
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	7485	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	1640	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3502

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	2587
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mines Excavated:	3640	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Animals Bred:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

uncovery.me