Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Star Shards Collected:	258	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9443

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	3737
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5652	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	883
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	7525	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	3666

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	5805
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	3317	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6691	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	7529
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net