Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6583
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	5566
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	109
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Emeralds Found:	4337
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	855	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8821	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	742337
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	271	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Void Armor Forged:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5147
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	64
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2214	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4731
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7545
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132