Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mines Excavated:	2783

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	113	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	3164	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	564166	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2666
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8529	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Animals Bred:	42	Magic Items Found:	7349
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	2737	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.