Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	521
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Emeralds Found:	3303	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3985

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	780268
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5060
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7908	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.