Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	3089
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	242	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	105
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8774	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	7818	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.