Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	New Chunks Explored:	286083
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	3535	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!