Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Divine Spears Created:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3764
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchantments Applied:	224
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	79
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4389	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	695
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	183
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchantments Applied:	124
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!