Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	152
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Dimension Hops:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	875367
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.