Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies? Look no further than our server, where you can be anything from a dumb gyaru to a needy loli to a domineering mommy! Want to be a big titty rapebait or a ditzy slut? We’ve got you covered! Humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… all girls are welcomed here! Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who will you choose to be on our server? It’s a red carpet event every time you log on!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Secret Passages Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

    The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

    Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

    Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3036 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Magic Items Found: 7190
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Animals Bred: 104 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

    Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4432 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyJontronBros

    CraftyJontronBros
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 627
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Dimension Hops: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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