Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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