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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1194 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8388 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your disastrous bar and join a world where the only cockroaches you’ll find are the ones you can tame and ride into battle!
On our server, your chicken won’t be a health hazard at 48 degrees – in fact, it’ll be a powerful ally in your quest for survival. And forget about managers walking around doing nothing – on our server, you’re the boss and you can create your own rules!
No more burnt nachos or slow bartenders here – just epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave behind the drama of your bar job – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base ever!
