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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 71 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2355 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your disastrous bar and join a world where the only cockroaches you’ll find are the ones you can tame and ride into battle!
On our server, your chicken won’t be a health hazard at 48 degrees – in fact, it’ll be a powerful ally in your quest for survival. And forget about managers walking around doing nothing – on our server, you’re the boss and you can create your own rules!
No more burnt nachos or slow bartenders here – just epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave behind the drama of your bar job – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base ever!
