Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6201
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8107
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	9891	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1761	Emeralds Found:	7002
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9767
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	6061
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	7227

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2314	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3743	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com