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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1590 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 5138 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
