Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Love Letters Sent:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	184	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crops Grown:	5106	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Farms Harvested:	218
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	6096
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6812
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	78

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9227
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	849

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4257	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mines Excavated:	3373	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz