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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9175 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 584855 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
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