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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8097 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8608 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 155 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
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