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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4260 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6895 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6213 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!