Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	590	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5113	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ores Mined:	5121	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	8860	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	2198	Enchantments Applied:	85

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	1500	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	559478	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	430
Dragon Eggs Found:	7285	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3964
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0