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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5559 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1249 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!