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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5199 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!