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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8010 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3636 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 854 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉