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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9670 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉