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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9530 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉