Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
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