Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	198
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1138	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	508
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6832
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	115	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	179
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crops Grown:	7452	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	474430

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crops Grown:	3791	Mineshafts Explored:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com