Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Emeralds Found:	2018	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	172496
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3695	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1126
Enchantments Applied:	202	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	755	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	670	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ores Mined:	7707	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Votes:	6010
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2940	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	228

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5422
Ores Mined:	7752	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	158	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net