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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2113 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?