Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5382
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	290201	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	1153	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2528

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	6238	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3468
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchantments Applied:	120
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2870	Dragon Eggs Found:	8971
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	4604	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	317	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1583

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4190	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net