Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	841134	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ores Mined:	1370
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	6153
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	473696	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	90811
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7900	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Enchantments Applied:	96	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Astral Projections Made:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8153
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net