Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	503
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5706
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Animals Bred:	154
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	91264
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	5280	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ores Mined:	9710	Animals Bred:	177
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	59

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org