Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3190	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

mineverse.com

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8467	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	8667

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8948	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	8877
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4691
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	241
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

play.thenodemc.com