Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7375
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	2422
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5275	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	103
Runes Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7303
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1973	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	734
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Runes Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Votes:	1571	Emeralds Found:	9276
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Buildings Constructed:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Runes Activated:	5

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	1968

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	761
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

play.beacoland.com