Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9127

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Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	5571
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Star Shards Collected:	58
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3375
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Emeralds Found:	1166
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	130	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

alliancecraft.net