Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	9896

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Emeralds Found:	696	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	1333
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	635	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Void Gems Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	710869
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4672	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	4771	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com