Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ores Mined:	8382	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	3950
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	60100
Players Killed by Monsters:	6522	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Star Shards Collected:	280	Dimension Hops:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	4337
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Votes:	6463	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	874090
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	6550
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	554573
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net