Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Villages Defended:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2181	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5014	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Items Found:	5618	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchantments Applied:	135

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7560	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	3478
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu