Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1950
Dragon Eggs Found:	2783	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	385
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Votes:	7927
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2429	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1907	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4136
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Potions Brewed:	158
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz