Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2788	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9527	Animals Bred:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7477
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	New Chunks Explored:	562390
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3967

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6406

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Star Shards Collected:	295	Enchantments Applied:	207
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5559	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Items Found:	1025
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	189
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	7

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1491	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	New Chunks Explored:	625755
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5163
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	82	Gryphons Tamed:	4

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net