Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Void Gems Collected:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Eh Aqui

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Eh Aqui is a Brazilian minecraft server, with several servers with different types of modes.

mc.ehaqui.com

LoneCrew

Factions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9329	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

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37.59.137.197

Mc-Emily (AKA E-Nation)

Creative, Factions, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Mc-Emily:

Fun for the WHOLE Family!!!!!!!! Survival, Creative (HUGE PLOTS!!!!), Kingdoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Staff!

Server Owner: Zola_II Server Co-Owner: Emiface

mc-emily.net

ApexFactions

Factions, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

======> ApexFactions <====== MCMMO MAGICSPELLS FACTIONS MOBARENA MEDIUM PVP ARENA WITH 4 SPAWNPOINTS ACTIVE STAFF 24/7 PLAY.MINECRAFTLY.COM

play.minecraftly.com

Hyperion Parks

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Recreating theme parks to scale in minecraft. An innovative and exciting minecraft theme park server featuring Disneyland Paris and Explorer’s Kingdom.

mc.hyperionparks.com

Side Factions

Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	605905	Enchantments Applied:	224
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

New, popular Latvian server by YouTuber “TheGamersLv”. If anyone want to add in our community you can do it. Everyone are friendly, speak latvian, but if you have problems with language it’s not a problem for us. We are waiting you. Our website are created specialy for faction. Everyone is waited.

mc.side.lv

McReallife.net

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7729	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	169	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

McReallife is a Minecraft Reallife project that has been underway since 2015 and is constantly evolving!

94.199.212.249

Dream-Skycraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Dream-Skycraft This is a pure Skyblock server. We have a friendly team and are available to answer any questions you may have. For further questions, visit our website: www.Dreamcraft-mc.de or visit us on our Teamspeak:176.57.128.3:3535 Plugins : Essentials ASkyblock McMMo MarriageMaster Serversigns MyPet Auctions and much more. We hope you’ll stop by ;D

176.57.172.6

Dimension Seven

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7194
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263

Welcome to Dimension Seven! We believe in fostering a fair, clean, and fun environment for our players. Dimension Seven is a multiverse server divided into four categories: Survival, PvP, Adventure, and Creative. Economies are shared across worlds. Use your survival skills to buy sweet gear and show off in the arena!

mc.dimension-seven.net

InsanePrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ores Mined:	3733	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

A prison server that is very fun, I like it a lot. I think everyone should know how to play a prison server, they are so much fun! So why not give it a try? Its fun! You are basically in a jail and you mine and get money so you can get out of prison, thats why they call it a prison server.

InsanePrison.org

PistonMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	1478
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

PistonMC offers the following servers: – Factions – Freebuild – Skyblock – Skywars – Prison – KitPVP – Minigames

You can join our server via the following IP: MC.PISTONMC.COM You can join our website via the following link: http://www.pistonmc.com

mc.pistonmc.com

Sparta Factions

Factions, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Star Shards Collected:	162	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Factions/Survival server, Just out of development. Open Beta! We are not Currently looking for staff but you can apply on our forums and we will consider your application. Little lag, Well made, just out of development. All player accepted (except for hackers)

104.219.4.253

CamperCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

This is a brand new server still wet behind the ears! We are currently working on KitPvP and MobArena, but we hope to add the following game types soon! ~ KitPvP ~MobArena ~Skywars ~ CTF ~ AcidIslands (Sort of like skyblock.) ~ SuperWars ~ MiniGames ~ Survival ~ Factions

Come check us out! WARNING: Server still brand new, no game types are finished yet!

142.4.206.53:27965

CraftFilm

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Join CraftFilm server from Croatia! Join the CraftFilm server from Croatia! Play super fun games! Play super fun games!

craftfilm.mcph.eu:34588

Overclockers Game Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Overclockers Game Server – Running 4 Years Strong! 99% uptime, 24/7.

Server IP: overminers.ru:25565

Classic – overminers.ru:25565 Crazy – overminers.ru:25565 Original – overminers.ru:25565

overminers.ru