Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8938
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8629	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	431

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Fusion Reloaded 24/7

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	1985	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

New server with amazing, friendly and experienced staff. Minigames, Creative, Factions and more! Join Now!

209.105.238.51

_EzPvP

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Hello, and welcome to the dashboard of VenomPvP. Now, I know you may all be thinking why you should join here. Well, I’m here to give you some information on our server! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

• Venom Tokens • Venom Enchants • Good hit detection • Raids • Events

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You wont regret it!

mc.venompvp.org

Manics End

Creative, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Come Join our family friendly community today!

Server IP: mc.ManicsEnd.com

Survival, factions and much more! No handouts and fair staff.

mc.manicsend.com

Vagabond Network

Economy, Factions, PvE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Emeralds Found:	6858
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

An RPG Factions server with a HUGE PvE aspect to it. We are are fully 1.8 Factions server so no pesky unfair fights with blockhitting 1.7 players! Join the fun and fight bosses and custom mobs with friends and your faction. – Capability of destroying Obsidian with 5 TNT hits! – Capability of breaking Bedrock with 10 TNT hits! – Killing a player has a chance to drop their head! Auction their head for cash! – Amazing auction system which allows all players to auction their items!

Join now! We try out best to make the server lag free and fun to enjoy for everyone! On behalf of the staff and other players, we welcome you to the Vagabond Network!

vn-mc.mcph.co

GummyBearGaming

Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

_——=Welcome To GummyBearGaming=——_

We are a BRAND NEW minigames server and we need staff! You can apply on our website but please check the requirements. We need Admins,Mods,Devs,Ect.

please Stop By! We are currently working on Factions and minigames!

Thanks!

203.33.121.21:25640

NoSoulz Survival

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

1.8 Survival. We have no rules and we hope you enjoy your time on our server. Staff will be coming soon. So have a great time and have fun!!!! Ranks are here!!!!

Help keep the server going i will give you my email so you can contact me

216.172.108.101

HarmoniCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

HarmoniCraft is a tight-knit Minecraft server founded in December 2014 that features many popular gamemodes such as Factions, KitPvP, Towny, Skyblock, Creative, Minigames, and Mob Arena. FREE WORLDEDIT • MCMMO • JOBS • VAULTS • FUN COMMUNITY • GOOD STAFF Join the community now! play.HarmoniCraft.com Website: http://www.harmonicraft.com

play.HarmoniCraft.com:25557

Shadownode

FTB

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Items Found:	2597
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

A small modded community. We hope to have more players. Nearly ZERO disabled items. Friendly staff and players. Join.

infinity.shadownode.ca

SkyHub – Skyblock

Adminshop, Auction, Auctionhouse, Economy, home, ISLAND, Nether, Npcs, Other, PvP, Redstoneenabled, Sethome, Shop, Skyblock, Skyblockserver, Survival, Trading, Visiting, Warps

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	575
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	151

Are you bored of over engineered “Skyblock” servers which don’t feel original?

Then we have the solution. Classic Skyblock with just a bit of extras.

Create an island and play with up to 50 team members!Improve your skills by farming, mining, fishing and much more!Trade with other players”Create auctions!Become the richest!Set up to 5 homes!Get custom itemsVote daily and get fantastic rewards

If you think this description fits your taste -> Join today!

IP: SkyHub.blockworlds.ioVersion 1.20.1 (older or newer versions should work as well)Discord: discord.com/invite/HE7NhJNA

Note: This Server is still under development.

skyhub.blockworlds.io

OmniCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	211259
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Potions Brewed:	80	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

This is a Work in Progress server, so please do not get mad if the server is bad. If you have any problems, make sure to message an OP or the Owners to get it figured out!

s10.hosthorde.com:25877

Eh Aqui

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Emeralds Found:	6200	Players Killed by Monsters:	2478
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Eh Aqui is a Brazilian minecraft server, with several servers with different types of modes.

mc.ehaqui.com

LoneCrew

Factions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

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37.59.137.197

Mc-Emily (AKA E-Nation)

Creative, Factions, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6674	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Mc-Emily:

Fun for the WHOLE Family!!!!!!!! Survival, Creative (HUGE PLOTS!!!!), Kingdoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Staff!

Server Owner: Zola_II Server Co-Owner: Emiface

mc-emily.net

ApexFactions

Factions, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

play.minecraftly.com

Hyperion Parks

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Recreating theme parks to scale in minecraft. An innovative and exciting minecraft theme park server featuring Disneyland Paris and Explorer’s Kingdom.

mc.hyperionparks.com