Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Animals Bred:	170	Alien Abductions:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	40	Enchantments Applied:	137
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1551	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9602
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	6987	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	79
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Void Armor Forged:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	636536	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6356	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com