Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7993
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2574	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	371	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.