Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

Attention, Awareness, busy, Crafty, CREEPERS, distractions, efficiency, explode, Focus, juggling responsibilities, mindfulness, multitasking, Observation, overwhelmed, Perception, Players, Priorities, productivity, recognition, stress, Tasks, Time management, Trolled, Understanding, work

If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1349
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2606	Void Gems Collected:	25
Animals Bred:	118	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4419
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4595	Players Killed by Monsters:	9245
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8792
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	161
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8602	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6187	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.