Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

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If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Animals Bred:	188
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3870
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	4392

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	792

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	908
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3942	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!