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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	6454
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	198	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	927	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crops Grown:	6035	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crops Grown:	8043	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	539	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	8531

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Star Shards Collected:	177	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	8095	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.