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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	1604	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Farms Harvested:	939	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	New Chunks Explored:	424743

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	122
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5200
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crops Grown:	4289	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.