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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2407	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	259	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	8751	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchantments Applied:	276

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7318	Dragon Eggs Found:	9831
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	666
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Potions Brewed:	78
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.