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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7081	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	190
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1284	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	5633	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.